The Perfect Cock

Posted By on August 31, 2012


Perfect cock cumshot!

Gents, I have scoured the greatest depths of the gay underworld and have uncovered a video of the most perfect cock. Since we all have different tastes for cock, obviously my opinions are subjective… but watch the video below and just try to tell me you didn’t pitch even the slightest tent in your tighty-whiteys. The categories I used to judge and critique what makes a perfect cock started off with superficial things like “length, “thickness,” and “amount of cum produced in a single session,” but then I stumbled upon this video and threw my score cards out the window — not on purpose, but because I felt the immediate need to jerk off so bad that I didn’t know where else to put them.

What I think pushed me over the edge with this cock is that it’s not too big or too thick. Not too small or too skinny. There’s a great cumshot at the end but it’s not a broken fire hydrant in the summer or anything. I think a fitting nickname might be Goldilocks (Goldi-cock?) because everything is juuust about… right. This cock also has a magnificent upward curve that would tear the fuck out of my prostate if I were to ride this stud face to face.

Penis curvature is fun (and funny) no matter what direction the dick is pointing because it’s always an adventure to figure out the best way to align the cock with the prostate. Every cock is unique, just like snowflakes! For instance, Goldi-cock would be fun in missionary or on a table, but a downward curving cock would be pretty explosive doggy-style, standing up in the shower, or in a position I will call the “Gabriel Clark”:

Gabriel Clark Fucks Jake Bass

Oh, and if you are Trevor Yates, then it doesn’t matter what the hell position you decide to fuck. As long as you can manage to stuff that thing inside you, his cock will be sure to ring your bell from the inside like the Hunchback of Notre Dame after fisting a couple Four Lokos…

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