Lies To Tell Your Children About What a Disco Stick Is
Posted By Benny Morecock on October 6, 2011
“Let’s have some fun. This beat is sick.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
Don’t think too much just bust that kick.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.”
-Lady Gaga
Music: The the driving force behind the demoralization of America— the reason why our children are having homo-sex, devil-worshipping, turning into terrorists and joining the democratic party. And no matter what you do, you can’t hide them from the evils of pop music forever. Eventually, Lady Gaga will invade your home, and tear apart the fabric that holds your family together. That’s why you need to be prepared.
So what do you do when that fateful day comes, when your lil’ one asks you what a disco stick is? Squidoo came up with a few creative ways to lie to your children in order to coddle their innocent brains for just a little bit longer:
Honey, “Disco Stick” is another term for microphone. The mic stand stands like a stick and she wants to “take a ride on the disco stick” meaning she wants her turn to sing on the mic.
Well, you know what a disco ball is, right? The beams of light that come out of a disco ball are called “disco sticks”. So, when she says she wants a ride on the disco stick, she is saying she wants to dance.
A disco stick is Star Wars light saber. It glows like a disco ball. By saying she wants to “ride the disco stick” means she wants to fight with light sabers.
NOTE: If you child has a toy light saber, this could lead to them asking others to ride their disco stick.
And my favorite:
Well, whenever someone does limbo to disco music, the stick is called a disco stick as opposed to a limbo stick. So when she wants to “take a ride on your disco stick” meaning she wants her turn to go under the limbo stick.
Me: I’ll be honest, and proudly tell the little twerp that it’s the title of Benny Morecock’s latest gay porn DVD, “Ride My Disco Stick.” The DVD that has topped the TLA Video’s charts as the #1 pre-ordered DVD, and for weeks held the place of #1 best-selling DVD in America!
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